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B L E E D I N G I S F U N !
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Have You Ever Wondered Why Hordes Of Spiders Devour Children?
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Now, you TOO can devour children!
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Just send $24.95 and one purple sock
to Insect13's How-To-Devour-Children-
And-Crochet-Purple-Socks-While-Sanitizing-
Napkins-For-YOUR-Protection Informative
Handbook Offer. The address should be
posted in your local Plush Vole petting
zoo.
Remember. Voles devour children.
So, why not you?!
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MASTURBATION CURES CANCER!
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I'm sorry... that middle word should read:
"CAUSES"
And now back to our original programming.
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Kill Without Looking! Fun At Parties!
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There once was a blind mole-rat named
DESTRUKTOR ARMAGEDDONOID! He was quite
shy. But one day he met a very nice female
Killer Pterodactyl Android at the used
underwear store. They soon fell in love.
One thing led to another and they had
many babies which they quickly devoured.
Moral: Hey, there's a spider on your shoulder!
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| DESTROY THE OPPRESSORS * COMB YOUR HAIR
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